It seems to be that whenever I realise that I can’t only review my favourite A-grade movies and I have to throw some crappy ones in there too, I think of Taylor Kitsch movies. *crying tears*
Battleship is a military sci-fi action film directed by Peter Berg and starring Taylor Kitsch, Brooklyn Decker, Alexander Skarsgard, Rihanna, Liam Neeson and more! In the film, a US navy fleet (and some rival Japanese sailors) are the only obstacle between an alien invasion and global extinction.
Pre-movie thoughts:
- So uh, I didn’t know Rihanna was in movies. Eek.
- Peter Berg is responsible for Patriot’s Day, Deepwater Horizon, Lone Survivor and basically a bunch of the more decent Mark Wahlberg movies in the past few years. So Battleship definitely has potential as a big-budget blockbuster.
- The movie is actually named after the board game Battleship. I repeat, the pencil and paper game Battleship that we all played on rainy days back in the 80s (i.e. never). So it looks like just more Transformers-esque Hasbro merchandising ops. Plus an alien invasion. And military subplots. And Taylor Kitsch. Loooooong sigh.